TEACHERS ARE LIARS!!

according to fizix there is attraction between every object right? we are attracted to the Earth by gravity. we are also attracted towards other objects and other people..and this attraction depends on the mass of objects. for example, the
gravitational pull in Jupiter is around 10 times greater than that on the Earth..coz the mass of Jupiter is way higher than the mass of Earth. and there is very little gravity on the Moon coz its a lot lighter compared to the Earth. but in real life..guys are attracted to thin girls..whose mass is usually negligible..this happens 99% of the time. and the gals get attracted to thin guys too..how do u explain this using fizix? i mean..all the fizix teachers tell us that everything happening in life can be explained using fizix.

btw..im NOT stupid!!

PRIYA-THERE'S NO WORDS TO DESCRIBE HIM!!

this post is about priya..our math teacher.so you all know that we cant use calculators in the C1 exam right?for those of you who didnt know it..well now u know.:D anyways C2 paper is right after C1 paper.there is no goddamn break.not even five minutes.so how can we go and get the calculator for the C2 paper if there is no break right?THEREFORE, priya explained what to do..

BEHOLD:-



see the thing below the table?on the ground?!yeah!!that's the calculator!that's what we're supposed to do while we do the C1 paper.when we get the C2 paper, we have to take the calculator.our beloved priya is way too creative to TELL us what to do.instead he DREW it for us.and see how the person on the chair resembles..well..a HUMAN?!its not a bird!!the thing that looks like the beak is actually the nose.:D kute right?

MERMAID MYSTERIES!!

How do mermaids multiply? Have u ever thought about that? Well, I have.
As u are all aware, mermaids have the upper body like a human and the lower part is a tail. So how do they COPULATE? How do they transfer the sperm? From which organ to which organ? Do they do it simply by kissing? Or hugging? Or maybe when they want to have sex they change into a human? Or the upper part turns to a fish and the lower body turns into legs and genitals? After all they are magical creatures. They might change form.
The other question is, do they lay eggs? Or give birth?
Oh and by the way..how do u think they piss and poop? It’s all a mystery to me. And don’t tell me they are fictional. Coz I KNOW they are fictional. I’m just merely talking about how stupid the people who invented the mermaid theory is. He should have explained how they reproduce, piss and poop.

SOMETHING VERY COMMON!!

Long story short-
Once there lived an ordinary guy named Richard. He was a teenager, just like his girlfriend Melanie. They meet almost every night. Sometimes they went to movies. Other times they went to grab a bite to a nearby café or restaurant. Like I said before, they were ordinary teenagers.
One night Melanie’s mother saw Richard give her a goodnight kiss on the doorstep of her house. She quickly called her husband and stood there, near the window, looking at their daughter all grown up. They felt incredibly proud of Melanie and they fully approved of Richard. Their dads were work buddies.
Now, Richard and Melanie have dated for more than half a year. Like all their friends, they decided to have sex. Richard and Melanie went to a shop to buy condoms. Richard’s parents were in the shop too. They saw their son buy the condoms and made a mental note to tell Melanie’s parents, in case they did not approve of sex. But they were pretty cool with it.
Two months later Melanie missed her period. She thought it’s because of her missing her swimming sessions in order to study more. She became more scared when she missed it the following month too. She told Richard about it and he was worried too. She did a pregnancy test and it was positive. Finally Melanie decided to tell her parents, thinking that they will be cool with it and that she can abort if necessary.
That night Melanie went home and told her mum and dad. She received a hard blow on her cheek by her mother. The conversation was over. That night she cried herself to sleep. Her cheek still hurt when she woke up the next morning. But her mother decided to talk with her mouth-and not her hand-with Melanie. Melanie suggested to abort the child. But her mum disagreed. She said she should pay for her mistake.
Seven months later Melanie gave birth to a beautiful baby girl. Richard had fled to the furthest part of the country by then. The parents were not close ever again.

-End of story-
------------------------------------------------------
Ok. So my point here is that parents are ok with their children having sex. But when their daughter comes home pregnant, they get furious. Why? Because everyone will know that their child is not well-behaved? Or is it because they have to take care of another child, spend more money on the kid, because their kid-Melanie in this case-is too young to be a parent? Now this is pretty common in our society too. Remember the times when babies were found buried and killed in many parts of Maldives? Due to their own mistake, they kill their own kid. What kinda heartless people would do this? And maybe you might think aborting is better than killing after the kid is born. But that’s a sin too. That’s like killing your child too. You know what happens when you lie right? You have to lie some more to cover your lie and make it seem more convincing. Like that, when you have sex and become pregnant, if you’re gonna hide it, you have to lie AND kill a lil child to cover your dirty footsteps. And you might have noticed Richard went away. That’s what guys do. They take advantage of not getting pregnant. Nobody will know he’s the father unless they do a DNA test-which is kinda rare in my view. Everyone will think the GIRL is misbehaved. Anyways my point is you shouldn’t trust anyone enough to let him take your virginity unless you’re married. You don’t know when he’s gonna part from your life. And if you do become pregnant before marriage, the guy can betray you in many ways. He can deny being the father of the child and so on. I think I’ve made my point clear. I hope you, my friends and loved ones, will avoid this.

THE MODERN GENERATION: PROUD OF SINS, ASHAMED OF RELIGION?!

These days talking about premarital sex is very common. And that’s not the worst part. People aren’t even ASHAMED of talking about it. they are proud of it. they will be like “my parents didn’t know a THING..we sneaked out and we did [add something which is not allowed in islam]”. Seriously!! We’ve got to think about this more. This is not just some little problem. If you don’t give a shit about sinning yourself, do you think you can control your kids [if you have any] in the future?
And then comes hesitation to talk about islam. Like I said before, people aren’t shy to talk about sex anymore. Its fine. They should be able to communicate with others openly. Its good for health. But its NOT good when you’re hesitating to talk about your own religion. When you’re ashamed of it. when u think what OTHER PEOPLE or what your FRIENDS might think when you talk to them about praying and fasting and all that stuff which is a MUST in your life. When you meet someone new, you ask them what kinda songs they listen to and what typpa movies they watch. You don’t care whether they pray or practice other religious deeds. Maybe you DO care about it, but you’re scared. Maybe you think that person wont like you. Or that you might lose your popularity that you worked so hard to achieve. But do you think you will live forever or live long enough so that you can look back and regret this? Do you think you will die when you want to? When you’re done with repenting?
You gotta think logically now. this is not a fairy tale in which you die when you’re old and when you’re ready praying to God on your death bed. This is LIFE. You should be ready even now to face your God. Your true God [lemme remind you that your God is NOT music].
Now you may think I’m a very religious person. But im not. Which is kinda sad. But that’s not something to talk about right now. what I’m gonna say is either gonna make you think that im a coward or that im a brave person. I don’t care what you think as long as you take my advice and be more open about islam as you are with uhh..sex!! anyways what I was gonna say is: even now im thinking “should I post this in my blog?”. SEE WHAT I MEAN? Im thinking about what others will think about me after I post it. but then the voice of reason I have is telling me that I should think about how much rewards im gonna get simply by posting this.. and more if people actually repent after reading this. So do me a favor and be good. So that I will get my reward in the heareafter. And so will you. ;-)

LOLLIPOP!!

aah!i like to suck it
ooh!i love to lick it

with love towards it, my heart floods
loving it is in my blood

mmMm..it tastes so sweet
i can lick and suck it to any beat

in my mind, its always on the top
u guessed wrong..its a lollipop


maybe this is not the best of poems..but i still tried!!:-P

beter late than never!!

most things r easy 2 say then actualy DOIN them..lik for eg-ur parents tel u 2 study nd 2 tel dat is easy 4 them.but they dont actualy knw how hard studyin is..maybe they lost touch of wat studyin feels lik o maybe they didnt study wen they had 2 in their time.anyway..ryt now im not gona talk abt studyin..i thnk its time v thote mo abt our religion.its easy 4 u 2 say dat u dont pray 5 tyms a day..but do u knw how serious dat is??maybe u dont..but il tel u..any1 who mises a prayer on purpose is not a muslim..he/she automaticaly bekums a kafir.da only thng dat differs a muslim frm a kafir is salat [prayer].i learnt ths 2day nd thote of sharin ths lil but important knowledge wit u..hope u thnk twice abt not prayin frm now on..its not late 4 u 2 start being gud..